Playella | Fresher Juice by Lita Doolan

BRITTANY:  Uni looks like St Paul’s gave birth to LIDL.  Mum why don’t I take another gap year?

MRS HUNTINGDON-WHATSIT:  I never had a year off.

BRITTANY:  I could have a Gap month.  To me Gap means travelling. Go somewhere.

MRS HUNTINGDON-WHATSIT:  You never make it past the M25.  The car park’s got a greengage tree.  All green juice is nice.

BRITTANY:  Depends.

MRS HUNTINGDON-WHATSIT:  What’s in yours?

BRITTANY:  Moss.  You live and learn but I could sell greengage jams on facebook.

CHRISTIAN UNION REP:  I’d break your arm off for it.  Have I given you one like this?

BRITTANY:  It’s a pamphlet.  It says Jesus lives.

CHRISTIAN UNION REP:  Yeah we’re evangelical and just over there.  Chaplaincy tea is cheaper than this juice bar.

MRS HUNTINGDON-WHATSIT:  You might want to get rid of the cross.  It gives away the ending.

CHRISTIAN UNION REP:  What ending?

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2 comments

  1. Pingback: Playella Project | Week Nine | Friends & Family | Descent

  2. Joel Kaye

    Yes to the last three lines. Would require excellent timing of the two actors.

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