BRITTANY: Uni looks like St Paul’s gave birth to LIDL. Mum why don’t I take another gap year?
MRS HUNTINGDON-WHATSIT: I never had a year off.
BRITTANY: I could have a Gap month. To me Gap means travelling. Go somewhere.
MRS HUNTINGDON-WHATSIT: You never make it past the M25. The car park’s got a greengage tree. All green juice is nice.
MRS HUNTINGDON-WHATSIT: What’s in yours?
BRITTANY: Moss. You live and learn but I could sell greengage jams on facebook.
CHRISTIAN UNION REP: I’d break your arm off for it. Have I given you one like this?
BRITTANY: It’s a pamphlet. It says Jesus lives.
CHRISTIAN UNION REP: Yeah we’re evangelical and just over there. Chaplaincy tea is cheaper than this juice bar.
MRS HUNTINGDON-WHATSIT: You might want to get rid of the cross. It gives away the ending.
CHRISTIAN UNION REP: What ending?