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In anticipation of next week’s comedy spectacular Scripts & Giggles, we at Descent have been reminding ourselves why none of us are comedians with some of our favourite jokes. Enjoy! (No groans please)

Faye

My favourite joke (or the one I seem to enjoy telling at parties/in the pub/in the office/in rehearsal) is one that was told to me by a lovely friend called David Jacob Latto. It goes like this:

Q: Who’s the coolest guy in the hospital?
A: The Ultra Sound man
Q: But Who’s the coolest guy when the ultra sound man isn’t there?
A: The hip replacement man

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. If you didn’t laugh. It’s funnier when I say it out loud.

Steph

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had nobody to go with.

Classic.

Keziah

I think ALL of the cheese jokes are my favourite. All require silly voices for telling.

What cheese is always greeting itself?
Halloumi.

What cheese can you hide a horse with?
Mascapone

What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho cheese

What cheese should you always treat with caution?
Caerphilly

What cheese can you use to coax a bear out of a cave?
Camembert

Hahahahahahahaha! The last one is my favourite!

For much much better jokes than these, come to Scripts & Giggles next Sunday 14th July at the Cockpit. Last chance for £6 tickets! More info

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