In anticipation of next week’s comedy spectacular Scripts & Giggles, we at Descent have been reminding ourselves why none of us are comedians with some of our favourite jokes. Enjoy! (No groans please)
My favourite joke (or the one I seem to enjoy telling at parties/in the pub/in the office/in rehearsal) is one that was told to me by a lovely friend called David Jacob Latto. It goes like this:
Q: Who’s the coolest guy in the hospital?
A: The Ultra Sound man
Q: But Who’s the coolest guy when the ultra sound man isn’t there?
A: The hip replacement man
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. If you didn’t laugh. It’s funnier when I say it out loud.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had nobody to go with.
I think ALL of the cheese jokes are my favourite. All require silly voices for telling.
What cheese is always greeting itself?
What cheese can you hide a horse with?
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
What cheese should you always treat with caution?
What cheese can you use to coax a bear out of a cave?
Hahahahahahahaha! The last one is my favourite!
For much much better jokes than these, come to Scripts & Giggles next Sunday 14th July at the Cockpit. Last chance for £6 tickets! More info